Becareful of Warriors Lances.. and Ribbon Stealers

I was standing at the rail talking to Cloud.. I find animals have a better view of whats going on than we do sometimes.. he would listen and not put his two cents in.. except for a kiss or two.. I have curbed my feelings for warriors for a while now.. its been almost an year since I told Ayg how I felt and he told me.. ok sounds good. lets be friends... I am happy he has found someone.. really I am.. although you would think the way some tip toe around it. I am a bomb ready to explode... It just shows that some do not know me at all.. Anyway.. I was telling Cloud about a few things.. when Seve. limped her way over.. While my beast gives me slobber kisses. hers tries to take a bite..

So we were talking about things.. and Tasco came up.. I was telling her how he shoved his lance near my head.. she got the oddest look on her face. and actually looked mad.. For some reason she tried to change the subject.. and mention that Fonce as her to hold his lance.. Well I blinked over that.. Hold his lance? and that he used it for support sometimes.. Wow... now that was a visual... I tried to shake that out of my mind when she kept going on.. and then as if we both had some magical lightbulb go off.. she stopped.. Wait.. are we talking about the same thing?

We both started to laugh.. we both thought we were talking about his um. man lance.. certainly not their weapons.. although I am sure they can be used as weapons.. in this case its not what we meant... I swear i nearly peed my britches as we laughed..

I guess old Cloud figured while we were doubled over.. he was gonna take advantage of that and latched on to Seves braid . and ran off with her blue ribbon. I watched him prance around with that ribbon in his mouth.. Like hey look at me. see what I got..

We both chased after him.. Seve got her ribbon back but it was in poor shape.. chewed up... slobber was dripping off it.. She tried to wash it off but to no avail. and the damn beast ended up getting to keep the ribbon anyway.. I wonder if that was his plan all along..

Ah so it is with with Lances and blue ribbons.. and the beasts they are tied to..